Cosmetic Surgery Blog

To my great surprise, I received an email from MissBimbo.com:

Hi YesTheyreFake !

You know that you have a “bimbo”?

Its important to take care of it! She dead now! But you can save her again!

Now the dilemma, should I resurrect her ,or let her sleep peacefully in the great Void that is the Internet?  You decide. LOL!

As many of you may already know I am pretty much obsessed with prominent cheek bones. I love full cheeks, not the fatty, puffy cheeks you see in overly fat-grafted patients, or even the natural, pudgy cheeks. But high, exquisite, chiseled cheekbones with a youthful, but not significant, fat layer on top of them catches my eye above most other facial attributes. In fact, I think one of the first compliments I ever gave my boyfriend before I asked him out (yes, I asked him out) was that he had really great cheekbones. They aren’t too bony so that his face looks gaunt, and not they’re not too plump either—they are just right. He must be incredibly tired of my complimenting him, “I love your cheekbones” as I trace my finger on his face. He just rolls his eyes and thinks I am nuts. I can’t help it.

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So called Cleopatra Golden Mask is popping up in the service lists offered by beauty salons. First off the price tag alone would keep me away from The 24K Gold Facial Treatment, or GFT for short. Brought to you by the Chinese company, UMO, the Gold Facial Treatment is making its way to The States—and fast. This fancy facial is about $300-$360 US and involves having your face painted in liquid 24K gold and sitting under a special misting unit. I don’t get facials anyway because I have the old Feather Lift Threads in my face and shouldn’t have my face manipulated. So, what is the benefit of a gold facial other than bragging rights? In my opinion, having 24K gold transferred to my face is just a waste of my hard-earned dollars. The only thing more wasteful is using caviar for facials, hair treatments and massages. Are they insane?? I love Beluga far too much to waste it topically. Grab me my Mother-of-Pearl spoon and maybe a little crème fraiche and I’m good!

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What is the big deal?? After all of the media hype regarding the new online game “Miss Bimbo”, I had to join up and check it out. The game is geared towards experiencing a virtual life where you can choose your hair color and style, cosmetics, clothing, shoes, flirt for boyfriends, get breast implants, furnish your own apartment, and setting goals such as going to college. All by using your accrued “Bimbo Dollars” from your very own Bimbo Bank Account.

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Brangelina: Hollyweird’s most influential Power Couple. I must admit I have walked into my PS’s office and stated that I wanted Angelina’s lips and brow arch, so count me in I suppose. How about you? Are you coveting Angie’s lovely cheeks and lips? Are you a man wishing to be more Pitt-ish? Apparently, you aren’t alone. A recent ISAPS survey determined that many of us want to look like Brangelina and are willing to have cosmetic surgery to achieve it.

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