SOMEBODY BOIL ME!!!!!!!!!
Ugh! Somebody boil me and transplant my bones into a model’s body!!! I am sitting at the airport in Seoul, Korea after sleeping on 4 chairs scooted together all night on a layover until my flight to LA. Mongolia was hardcore. Someone stole my pack and all of my money, but a monk helped me get it back (well except for the money and a ring). I am in severe need of a new set of nails, a pedicure, new hair extensions, Botox, a filler under my eyes, a month of sleep, and a Cosmelan peel. I am NASTY!!!!!
I mean I am unbelievably SPENT. No more. I am quite certain I added at least 10 years to my life. Yes, it was worth it, well, sorta. I am glad I did it but it was really harsh on everything. I am officially going on a salad cleanse, no meat or cheese and no alcohol. Everyone and their grandmother drinks vodka there and it is rude to decline—no matter what time of day it is. And I drank fermented mare’s milk. Airag is a tool of the devil and will make anyone’s stomach empty the darkness of hell for a week afterwards if you drink more than a cup or two.
I actually look stocky because of the amount of muscle I put on and now that I am in the full throes of an intense bacterial stomach issue which I hope will help me lose the fat I also put on from the meat and potatoes I had to eat while there.
Please, someone, put a fork in me because I am DONE. I need a full, intensive, no holds barred MAKEOVER!!!!
Marianne
OMG. Our travel agent must be the worst absolute person on the planet. Not only did we leave at the ghastly hour of 11:55 PM from Mongolia to Korea, with a 6 1/2 hour layover in Korea; we (and unbeknownst to us) were to have another layover in Tokyo!! I walked around with nothing to do but try and pretend I was normal and not a zombie.
I just got home, the same date I left from Korea, lol. It’s like being stuck in that Groundhog Day movie. I left on Saturday night, crossed backwards over the dateline and here it is only Sunday but I traveled for almost three days. So did I get a day younger?? MUST BE!! YAY ME!!!
I am too tired to do anything but unpack and wait until a normal hour to sleep so I don’t suffer jetlag. Then it is off to the nail salon for me tomorrow, and I am ordering Opalescence tooth whitener from online and getting my bleach ON. I will also slap on some Cosmelan 2 tonight and try to peel. If I had a camera I’d take a pic but it was stolen.
nighty night…
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M-
I am totally enjoying all of your posts on your blog. They're informative & motivating. This last post is in a class all it's own! I LOVE the comment about the Airag, 'tool of the devil and darkness of hell..." almost spit my coffee out on my keyboard. You'll be back to normal in a week. Thank you for the glimpse into your extreme life ... think I'll pass on Mongolia for now ....... Casper
ps... forgot to mention how much my fiance enjoys your blog as well.... he reads it regularly! :)
I am sure you look beautiful as always!!!
Hey Girl,
Sounds like your trip was exciting! I can't wait to see pics!
FYI: I like the Discus Dental Nite White 22% waaay better than Opalesence (sp?)...
Get some rest....
What is next in your life? Are you getting bewbies or no? Coming to Alaska?
Lisa
Casper,
Thank you so much for your comments! I don't blame you for passing on the trip for now, I just slept 16 hours straight.SIXTEEN! Obviously I needed more beauty sleep than usual because I came back fugly. ;)
I was not lying about that Airag. hehe That stuff is ruthless. I had better luck with Tequila and I haven't dared to drink that since I was 21!
I am so glad you are reading my blog, it is good to know someone is getting something out of it ;)
Keep posting!
M
Alejandra,
Don't be so sure! ;) I just tried to reverse the fuzziness from my synthetic extensions by blow drying it with a paddle brush and then curling it with steam curlers. Plus, I just gave myself a much-needed French pedicure. I am slowly coming around, although I think it is going to take a while. I hopefully can get my extensions redone and get these mile-long roots touched up soon. I have also been applying Triluma to get rid of some of this whatever-it-is plus the hyperpigmentattions. Didn't feel like being all red-faced this weekend so I didn't use Cosmelan.
Could I whine anymore?? Thanks for listening, I really am not that self-centered, hehe. I just look like crap and want to ##### about it to anyone who will listen.
Have a glorious day!!!!!!!!
Lisa,
Next in life is catching up on work and sleep. Then putting Humpty Dumpty back together again. I may be going to Switzerland for a few days around the 25th or so.
I want bewbies!!!!!!!!! But I need to get off this pill so I can lose the tissue I gained since I more than likely will not be staying on it. Plus, I want them to be the normal size unassisted by hornones before I go in. I realy am not happy with them right now because they are bigger than I would like them to be naturally. I can't get implants if they are this big or I will big too large all over again.
And I am dying for Botox and some permanent lips. I also need some under ewe filler again :(((
Don't know when I am getting to AK So much going on :((
How are you, doll?