My Cosmetic Surgery Blog

When I had my first breast augmentation surgery, I chose sub-glandular placement of my implants under my plastic surgeon’s guidance. Now at the time (June 1998), I must admit I did not know as much about breast augmentation as I do today. I was opting for transumbilical breast augmentation (TUBA; through the navel) which I am a huge proponent of, so if I could avoid the breast lift scars, I was surely going to do so!

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Usually the choice between saline and silicone is usually just an aesthetic decision. For me I feel the choice is an easy one considering my active lifestyle. Just this morning I went on a balloon jump and, although my opening was slow this time, I have had hard openings (which can cause the chest strap to do a number on my boobs. Although I am presently implantless, I am in the process of scheduling consultations to get them back! The last thing I need is a messy rupture which will require more downtime, and less active-time.

I am also worried that in the event of a silicone rupture, it is possible that every bit of silicone will not be removed. I just don’t feel the need to risk local complications from having inflammation from silicone being in the pocket area.

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As a kid, I spent my summers on the beach at the Jersey Shore. We would go down the shore (no one from New Jersey says they are going to the beach, we all say we’re going down the shore) full time the day after school ended and go back home the day before school started, and I spent a large part of almost every day on the beach.

This was back before sunscreen was invented. This was the age of the ads with the little Coppertone girl and her dog pulling her panties down in back to show her tan line. This was when the conventional wisdom was to purposely get a sunburn early in the season so that you spent the rest of the summer tanning.

After this misspent youth, the only reason I do not resemble an old baseball glove now is genetics. I have olive skin and got lucky in the gene sweepstakes in that I don’t have too many wrinkles. Then again, I also have spent the last few years either staying out of the sun or using large amounts of sunscreen with big SPF factors.

But there are still a lot of people out there who think that tanning is a good idea. Get this through your heads, folks: Tanned skin is damaged skin. The leading cause of old-looking skin is sun exposure. Sun exposure leads to wrinkles, pigmentation problems, dryness, and loss of elasticity. What is pretty about that? Yet people still go to tanning salons to get a “healthier” look.

The first thing any good plastic surgeon or dermatologist will tell you after you have had any cosmetic procedure is to stay out of the sun so that you don’t undo all that costly work. (The second thing they might tell you is that if you had stayed out of the sun or used sunscreen regularly you might not have needed that costly work in the first place.)

And wrinkles and old-looking skin (and cataracts and a depressed immune system, while I am on the subject) aren’t the worst of part of excessive sun exposure. Wrinkles may not be on anyone’s wish list, but no one ever died of them. Excessive sun exposure causes skin cancer, and skin cancer kills.

May is Melanoma/Skin Cancer Detection and Prevention Month. It is a good time to examine your skin and check for moles, spots, and odd patches. This is like doing a regular breast self-examination and is just as important. The American Academy of Dermatology (AAD) gives excellent instructions on how to perform a skin self-examination at http://www.aad.org/public/exams/self.html. Do this regularly and get to know the spots on your body (everyone has a few and most are harmless).

So what should you look for? Check for changes in spots or new ones. Check every spot and freckle on your body and think “ABCD”.

A - Is the spot asymmetrical? Is it round, or is one half unlike the other half?
B- Check the border of the spot. Is the border irregular or scalloped?
C – Look at the color. Look for spots that are not all one color and have different shades of brown, tan, white, or red in them.
D – Diameter is important, too. Look for any spots that are wider than a pencil eraser.

If you have any moles, freckles, birthmarks, or other spots that are suspicious, see your regular doctor or a dermatologist.

The AAD also sponsors free skin cancer screening around the country during the month of May. Go to http://www.aad.org/public/exams/screenings/index.html to find one near you.

And remember to wear a hat and put on sunscreen if you are going to be out of doors. OK?

This just in: If you love to use lip gloss, it might not be a good idea when you are out in the sun. Clear lip glosses that do not contain any sunscreen may be acting like a magnifying glass on your lips, magnifying the sun’s rays and allowing more of them to penetrate into the skin. This can lead to a type of skin cancer called squamous cell cancer, which is usually not too aggressive but can be when it happens on the lips. Less seriously, too much sun on your lips causes actinic keratoses, which are ugly freckles and scaly spots. Not what you call kissable.

So either switch over to lip glosses that have at least a 15 SPF or put on a lip balm with an SPF of 30 under your lip gloss. Or switch to plain old-fashioned opaque lipstick. Revlon’s Fire and Ice, anyone?  

Of all the things I wish I could change about having breast augmentation, the single, solitary thing I could change than most, would be the one thing that I could not. And that is what my breasts looked like beforehand. What you are left with largely depends upon what you have beforehand.  You will not have scarfree, tight, Playmate breasts if you have stretched out, thin skinned breasts beforehand.  But since I cannot change that factor, I must say there are things I wish I knew before ever having breast augmentation.

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To my great surprise, I received an email from MissBimbo.com:

Hi YesTheyreFake !

You know that you have a “bimbo”?

Its important to take care of it! She dead now! But you can save her again!

Now the dilemma, should I resurrect her ,or let her sleep peacefully in the great Void that is the Internet?  You decide. LOL!